Here it is in all its glory.
- iPhone drives a Ferrari
- iPhone has an engineering degree and can build skyscrapers
- iPhone is certified for space travel and works on Earth, the moon, Saturn and Mars 2G
- (no 3 G available at this time on Mars)
- iPhone knows why the caged bird sings, but wont tell due to its intense secrecy
- If an iPhone falls in the woods, all other iPhone make a video of it and post it to You Tube
- iPhone can hail a cab
- iPhone can unionize employees
- Rumor has it Chuck Norris has an iPhone under his chin
- If you were able to unlock the iPhone and look inside, you would see there is a mini Chris Angel wrapped in chains
- iPhone users have their own lane on
Cali - Anyone that has an iPhone can survive all natural disasters
- If you plant your iPhone and water it daily, it will grow a mock turtleneck and generate 300m in free advertising
- iPhone is responsible for ¼ of the worlds rice production
- iPhone speaks 4 languages and has a masters in philosophy
- iPhone is the world record holder in the long jump
- If you lay your iPhone flat and stand on it, you will teleport to the nearest Starbucks
- iPhone knocked out Lenox Lewis in 6 rounds
- iPhone used to drive long haul trailers for a living
- iPhone can be used a s a flotation device
- iPhone invented tanning beds and liquid soap
- iPhone can type 150 words per minute
- iPhone was one of the original monopoly game pieces
- If you look closely, you can see where iPhone signed the Declaration of Independence
- iPhone can convert salt water to drinking water with a filtered straw
- iPhone won the NBAs 6 man award this year
- If you put 5 or more iPhone in a row, they will melt together like the villain in Terminator 2 (T2) and say, “If you want to live, come with me.”
- iPhone is melting the polar cap
- If you sold iPhone by the gallon, it would cost less than gas
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